im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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