I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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