why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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