New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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