I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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