K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So here I am, sexting at work.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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