Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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