I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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