Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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