Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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