My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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