I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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