____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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