im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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