We're like a lot better than the average bears
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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