I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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