I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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