normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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