I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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