marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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