Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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