you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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