he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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