another moral hangover. fuck.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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