Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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