Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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