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i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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