talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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