I think my vagina is haunted
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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