make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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