Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You've changed since you got that strap on
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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