She's JV to your varsity
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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