yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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