Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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