someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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