Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Everyone says I win the strip club
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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