I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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