The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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