Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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