i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you will always have a special place in my vag
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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