i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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