My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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