I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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