I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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