I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just cropdusted the office
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Randomize
