i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Are we still banned from the library?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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