im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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