me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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