I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just sucked dick on a ferry
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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