No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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